‘Carnival Triumph, now self-aware and run by Skynet’: Twitter provides comic relief after ship’s latest mishap
http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/319530648337514496
Zing! As Twitchy reported, the Carnival Triumph cruise ship continued its ill-fated run today when it broke loose from its dock. Twitter users swiftly stepped in to page CNN. The network was seemingly obsessed with the poop-cruise when it was disabled at sea.
CNN right now, upon hearing the Carnival Triumph news: youtu.be/PVlXYoVZHfA
— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) April 3, 2013
Then, they stepped in to provide some much-needed comic relief.
CarnivaLOL
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 3, 2013
BREAKING: The Carnival Triumph cruise ship has just transformed into a giant robot and is chanting, “Hail, Megatron.”
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) April 3, 2013
The curse of the Carnival Triumph, on @abcworldnews tonight. There are dozens of boats in Port of Mobile. Only ONE broke loose. #bumperboat
— Matt Gutman (@mattgutmanABC) April 3, 2013
RT @sonnybunch: THEORY: Carnival Triumph broke free from Mobile dock to take the fight to the North Koreans.
— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) April 3, 2013
#CarnivalTriumph doesn’t need repairs, it needs an exorcism. 😁
— Angel Sunshine (@ntrllyangel) April 3, 2013
The Carnival Triumph is proving that ironic naming never goes out of style.
— Tony Johns (@TonyJWriter) April 3, 2013
Thinking that Carnival should probably re-christen the ‘Triumph’ to the USS Holy F*ck, What Now?
— Not Not Matt (@mdrache) April 3, 2013
Reports are Carnival Triumph broke loose when it was hit with a basketball thrown by Mike Rice.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 3, 2013
Carnival Triumph escapes Alabama, rest of Alabama jealous
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 3, 2013
Carnival now has one undamaged ship left – the Metaphor.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 3, 2013
BREAKING: US launches massive guided poop torpedo towards North Korea. #Carnival
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) April 3, 2013